Tuesday, February 22, 2005

it was a katyie marathon this weekend. 72 hours + 2 katyies + unlimited amounts of free drinks= copious amounts of fun that even little baby jesus is envious of. and you know little baby jesus can turn water into wine, so that says a lot.

jens held us down for the very first portion of the weekend by supplying us with the tastiest of tasty vodka drinks. but then the bar showcased some cancer patient video that some girl made, so we had to say peace to that scene. i am the only cancer that katy gets down with.



we then proceeded to max fish. and then proceeded to not answer our phones as they were ringing and ringing and ringing. and then proceeded to feel hella guilty when the person that was calling us actually showed up at fish. ooooooooops!!! katy and i gave anyone and everyone the biz on themselves that night. im sure i was about five seconds away from being punched by this guy that was trying to chat up shauna. but what else is new? we made some plans for the next day and then proceeded to my house where the procession rightly ended with a few sips of a 22 and a nighty night pill.

we woke up in time to catch a 6:00 tea with the bartenders and bar backs of max fish at teany. so everyone hates on teany because its own by the uber weirdo moby. dont hate, you know hes banking some kinda serious. the tea selection there is phenomanal. the chai lattes are top notch. and the hot chocolate is even better. i ate a fake turkey sandwich with fake bacon and vegannaise. it actually wasnt too bad, but the veganaise kinda overpowered all of the other flavors. at least it tasted like real mayonnaise. we shot a few games of cee-loo on the cafe table and mosied over to max fish to watch the boys play some pool before heading off to our movie.

inside deep throat was our selection for the night. and although i fell asleep in it, it comes highly recommended from the katyies. the interviews are effin hilarious. ps: dont worry, i fall asleep in EVERY movie.

movie let out. grabbed a drink. headed to harlem. watched american psycho (which i fell asleep during). went to bed. slept on the couch. katy did homework. ate soul food at amy ruth's. started snowing. went to katys work. sat there. went to fish. was given 25 credits on the juke box. did not pay for one drink. or did we? went to black and white where a bartender from fish bartends on sundays. had a snow fight. did not pay for one drink. definitely not. smoked cigarettes and played more cee-lo. won a buttload of money and then lost it. to katy. bitch. got criticized for the way we play cee-lo by some snob next to us. ech, deal with it. when theres money involved, whos NOT serious? katy got wasted and we had to leave before she made an ass outta herself. her words, not mine. got in cab. got food. katy ate shit on the corner of stanton and norfolk. fucking hilarious.

and not one photo to show for any of this.

5 comments:

scott said...

you are so concieted...and you tell US to get over OURSELVES....ha....pretentious tea drinker movie recommender...

scott said...

plus you didnt even tell them about Kanye Wests white twin crying

Wisdm said...

i before e, except after c.

i heart you and all of your misspellings, scott brower.

Anonymous said...

this is ridiculous...
there are people missing from the picture...
its good that you had a good time though...most importantly.

Wisdm said...

a.) i hate anonymous comments.

b.) what? who did i leave out?